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SO, Carl is in town for his art show at the Wyland hotel so we decided to break in his room and mini bar and have a party, luckily we found the only 5 people on earth that wanted to party on Sunday a night, un-luckly the only bar open was SCRUPLES and some one turned off my stabilizer and auto focus and I was too drunk to notice. But seriously does it really matter? if the wanna talk T they can join Angell here——————->
I don’t have anything nice to say, except STOP the plaid…. and the frumpy. Wow. Just…. wow.
1.) SATURDAY SUNDAY NIGHT FEVER?


2.) DANCES OFF


3.) IF MARK IS/WAS GAY HE’D BE A BEAR FUR SURE


THE ENTERPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!! AT LOFT, FIRST FRIDAY, I LOVE NIGHTS LIKE THIS WHEN I WAKE UP THE NEXT DAY WITH LIKE A 1000000000 PEOPLES FACES ON MY CAMERA, ALSO I’M SUPERBUMMED ABOUT HOW THE BAR TENDERS FROM NEXTDOOR ARE DOING, I SEE ALL THE PROMOTERS DOING SHIT BUT I FEEL BAD FOR THE BAR FOOLS SINCE THEY ALWAYS MADE BANK. BOOZE COMMISH SECRET WELFARE FBI COVER UP?
PICTURES OF THE NIGHT!
1.) FIRST OFF HOW SICK ARE MY NEW ALEXANDER MCQUEEN SHOES MY GF GOT ME IN LA? HE MAKES 80,000 DOLLA DRESSES AND DRESSES LIKE A HOBO, MY HERO!

2.) SAY YES TO GUY ON GUY HAND ON DICK ACTION?

3.) THIS GUY SHOULD KILL HIM SELF SO THIS PAINTING WOULD BE WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS ALREADY.

4.) I DOPO’D THIS GUYS WEDDING AND CRASHED THE AFTER HONEY MOON PARTY AND STILL NEVER GAVE HIM HIS WEDDING PICTURES YET.

5.) AND OMG, THE SERIOUSLY FIRST U DOWN SOMETHING I HAVE EVER SEEN THAT WASN’T A STICKER, I THOUGHT THEY WERE A STICKER COMPANY?

6.) THIS PICTURE IS FOR SALE FOR 1000 DOLLARS ANY TAKERS? I’M SURE ANGELL WOULD BUY BUY IT.

KISSSESSSSS

FASHION SHOW!!!! DUDE, I SOLD OUT LIKE 90 SEATS AND EVERYONE WAS STOKED ON STEALING SHIRTS FROM GIFTS BAGS, YOU’RE NO ONE TIL’ YOU HAVE BEEN STOLEN FROM AND TALKED SHIT ABOUT, EXAMPLE——————->
I don’t have anything nice to say, except STOP the plaid…. and the frumpy. Wow. Just…. wow.
ANYWAYS, PICTURES OF THE NIGHT ARE AS FOLLOWS FOOLS,
1.) Dear Chinatown, you rule during the day, and it’s a plus that no one tries to molest you while doing ice.

2.) THANKS TO THE MODELS FOR PUTTING UP WITH SO MUCH BORED TIME SPENDING BEING BORED, YOU GUYS LADIES RULE!


3.) MY DAD RULED THE AFTER PARTY AND EVEN HAD TO SAY HI TO FRIDA CAUSE HE SEES HER PARTYING SO HARDCORE ON DOPO ONCE A WEEK. PS HE BYOB’D HIS OWN BROS.


*BONUS: I SAW NOA’S DICK AGAIN

PS THANK YOU TOO
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SMART MAG
DISFUNKTION MAG
REDBULL
MY GF
THE MODELS
ARA
ALY
LOFT
THAT GUY WHO HELPED ME CARRY CHAIRS UPSTAIRS AND ACCIDENTLY TOUCHED MY NUTS
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